The Bed is Moving?

So we got to Berlin and all and the people in the room are a bunch of Aussies who are generally good people. There's this one guy, Ryan, who's the ultimate party boy - all about the drinks and the ladies. He's not bad looking as well - so he does pretty well for himself. There's also this crazy Russian trick who apparently lives in Australia now. She's not very pleasant and basically doesn't play well with others.

We stayed in last night except, of course, for Ryan who went out clubbing. Apparently Techno is still big in Berlin (and Australia) and he was very excited about going to a Techno club. So he got all loaded up and headed out. Around 3:30 AM I wake up because it feels like my bed is moving - I sleep with earplugs so I hadn't heard anything up to this point. I took my earplugs out to confirm and sure-as-shit Ryan had come back from the bars with a "friend".

Now I won't get into the etiquette of bringing a shag back to dorm room with 5 other people (some of whom are female), but he's young and drunk and these things happen. So they start going at it and from what I could tell, the boy's got some skills - good rythm and varied the pace a bit. But the bed was just making a ton of noise and it pretty much woke up the entire room - including the Crazy Russian (who was not amused).

Ryan and the girl are laughing and talking about moving to the showers because of all the noise they're making when Crazy Russian chick gets up, moves across the room and actually goes over to the scene of the crime and says, "If you're going to fuck, can you go fuck somewhere else?" She then goes on to tell them that they've woken everyone up and that she had been watching them. Ryan then says, "Oh you've been watching us, you should pay me!" He then gets up and starts looking for his towel - completely naked and little "excited." He's walking around the room yelling back and forth with Crazy Russian chick who is calling the naked girl in his bed a slut and a whore. So the naked girl gets up and starts yelling back.

OK, the scene now has Crazy Russian chick, naked Ryan and naked trick all walking around the room yelling at one another - Ryan insisting on payment for the show (which was freakin' hilarious), the Crazy Russian who was pissed, and the naked trick who was not taking to well to be called a slut. Finally Ryan finds his towel and he and the naked chick leave to go have a go in the shower.

Craziness follows me...